What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO


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fantasyorgasm:

intense, passionate, real….

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-zeropercent:

“Life is very short, and you can choose to live it how you want.”
-Happy 35th Birthday Gerard

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i love listening to rave-ey music, smoking and dancing naked in my living room.. :)


Reblog this if you are currently masturbating

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iheartsgboy:

the BOTTOM has a nice DICK too…
I enjoyed when people make noise in bed… I MEAN, its SEX!…
it should be as loud as possible… 

Yes fuck him boy as hard as u can!

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eattmeout:

i want to be tied up so bad.

eattmeout:

i want to be tied up so bad.

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bumfinger:

*jaw hangs open* They are some beautiful, perfect tits :O

bumfinger:

*jaw hangs open* They are some beautiful, perfect tits :O

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